The Week In Pictures – Week Of June 22, 2020

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ExxonMobil Simplifies Oil Extraction By Cutting Earth In Half

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City Enters Phase 4 Of Pretending Coronavirus Over

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Amazon Temporarily Halts Police Use Of Facial Recognition Software Until It Can Perfect ‘Other Faces You Might Be Interested In’ Feature

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36-Year-Old Man Begins Outlining A Savings Plan For PS5

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‘So, It Means Making The Police Lose Their Homes And Forcing Them To Get A Divorce?’ Says Nation Still Struggling To Understand How Defunding The Police Works

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Fantasy Baseball League Commissioner Knows Handling Of Pandemic Will Define His Legacy

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Weight Watchers Debuts New Ad Asking If You Remember Time Grandma Said ‘Someone Got Heavy’ In Front Of Everybody

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Over 500,000 Americans Sign Petition Demanding End To Coronavirus

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Jeff Bezos Depressed After Realizing Net Worth Still Just Number Known To Man

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‘More Tranquil Dammit!’ Screams Perfectionist Ambient Sound Producer Demanding Another Take From Babbling Creek

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42-Year-Old Man Still Unsure What His Interests Are

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Scientists Discover Mysterious Radio Transmission From Space That Repeats 50-Minute Intervals Of Nonstop Classic Rock Blocks

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Quaker Oats Replaces Historically Racist Aunt Jemima Mascot With Black Female Lawyer Who Enjoys Pancakes Sometimes

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Disgusted Patio Diner Pretty Sure She Just Saw Coronavirus Scurry Into Bushes

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Manipulative Stepmom Only Married Dad So She Could Take Care Of Him Into Old Age

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Sweat-Soaked Mattress Praying This The Year Couple Invests In Air Conditioner

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NASA Launches Paparazzo Rover In Beverly Hills To Search For Signs Of Salacious Celebrity Life

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Heavily Armed Fans Guard Statue Of Yogi Bear In Case It Turns Out He Supported Confederacy

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Report: This A Goddamn Walk In The Park Compared To What’s Coming In 2027

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‘And What Do We Want To Do About This Nest Full Of Baby Sparrows?’ Asks Barber Giving Man His First Haircut In 6 Months

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Sony Reveals PS5 Fully Customizable With Different Little Hats

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White House Toilet Doesn’t Know If It Can Handle Another 4 Years Of Trump

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Researchers Find Crows Smart Enough Not To Let On How Smart They Really Are

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Traveling Contortionist Excited To Get Off The Road And Finally Stop Living Inside Suitcase

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Huh, Boyfriend’s Ex Just Made Interesting Hair Choice

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Man Hates How Hot Dog-Eating Contests Reduce Art Of Eating Hot Dogs To A Competition

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‘It’s Perfect Outside,’ Announces Sweating Woman Slowly Losing Consciousness In Middle Of Heatstroke

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Resigned Pew Research Study Has No Fucking Clue What’s Going On With 15% Of Americans

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