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City Enters Phase 4 Of Pretending Coronavirus Over
City Enters Phase 4 Of Pretending Coronavirus Over
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3 / 29
Amazon Temporarily Halts Police Use Of Facial Recognition Software Until It Can Perfect ‘Other Faces You Might Be Interested In’ Feature
Amazon Temporarily Halts Police Use Of Facial Recognition Software Until It Can Perfect ‘Other Faces You Might Be Interested In’ Feature
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4 / 29
36-Year-Old Man Begins Outlining A Savings Plan For PS5
36-Year-Old Man Begins Outlining A Savings Plan For PS5
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‘So, It Means Making The Police Lose Their Homes And Forcing Them To Get A Divorce?’ Says Nation Still Struggling To Understand How Defunding The Police Works
‘So, It Means Making The Police Lose Their Homes And Forcing Them To Get A Divorce?’ Says Nation Still Struggling To Understand How Defunding The Police Works
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6 / 29
Fantasy Baseball League Commissioner Knows Handling Of Pandemic Will Define His Legacy
Fantasy Baseball League Commissioner Knows Handling Of Pandemic Will Define His Legacy
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7 / 29
Weight Watchers Debuts New Ad Asking If You Remember Time Grandma Said ‘Someone Got Heavy’ In Front Of Everybody
Weight Watchers Debuts New Ad Asking If You Remember Time Grandma Said ‘Someone Got Heavy’ In Front Of Everybody
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8 / 29
Over 500,000 Americans Sign Petition Demanding End To Coronavirus
Over 500,000 Americans Sign Petition Demanding End To Coronavirus
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9 / 29
Jeff Bezos Depressed After Realizing Net Worth Still Just Number Known To Man
Jeff Bezos Depressed After Realizing Net Worth Still Just Number Known To Man
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10 / 29
‘More Tranquil Dammit!’ Screams Perfectionist Ambient Sound Producer Demanding Another Take From Babbling Creek
‘More Tranquil Dammit!’ Screams Perfectionist Ambient Sound Producer Demanding Another Take From Babbling Creek
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11 / 29
42-Year-Old Man Still Unsure What His Interests Are
42-Year-Old Man Still Unsure What His Interests Are
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12 / 29
Scientists Discover Mysterious Radio Transmission From Space That Repeats 50-Minute Intervals Of Nonstop Classic Rock Blocks
Scientists Discover Mysterious Radio Transmission From Space That Repeats 50-Minute Intervals Of Nonstop Classic Rock Blocks
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13 / 29
Quaker Oats Replaces Historically Racist Aunt Jemima Mascot With Black Female Lawyer Who Enjoys Pancakes Sometimes
Quaker Oats Replaces Historically Racist Aunt Jemima Mascot With Black Female Lawyer Who Enjoys Pancakes Sometimes
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14 / 29
Disgusted Patio Diner Pretty Sure She Just Saw Coronavirus Scurry Into Bushes
Disgusted Patio Diner Pretty Sure She Just Saw Coronavirus Scurry Into Bushes
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15 / 29
Manipulative Stepmom Only Married Dad So She Could Take Care Of Him Into Old Age
Manipulative Stepmom Only Married Dad So She Could Take Care Of Him Into Old Age
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16 / 29
Sweat-Soaked Mattress Praying This The Year Couple Invests In Air Conditioner
Sweat-Soaked Mattress Praying This The Year Couple Invests In Air Conditioner
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17 / 29
NASA Launches Paparazzo Rover In Beverly Hills To Search For Signs Of Salacious Celebrity Life
NASA Launches Paparazzo Rover In Beverly Hills To Search For Signs Of Salacious Celebrity Life
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18 / 29
Heavily Armed Fans Guard Statue Of Yogi Bear In Case It Turns Out He Supported Confederacy
Heavily Armed Fans Guard Statue Of Yogi Bear In Case It Turns Out He Supported Confederacy
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19 / 29
Report: This A Goddamn Walk In The Park Compared To What’s Coming In 2027
Report: This A Goddamn Walk In The Park Compared To What’s Coming In 2027
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20 / 29
‘And What Do We Want To Do About This Nest Full Of Baby Sparrows?’ Asks Barber Giving Man His First Haircut In 6 Months
‘And What Do We Want To Do About This Nest Full Of Baby Sparrows?’ Asks Barber Giving Man His First Haircut In 6 Months
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21 / 29
Sony Reveals PS5 Fully Customizable With Different Little Hats
Sony Reveals PS5 Fully Customizable With Different Little Hats
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22 / 29
White House Toilet Doesn’t Know If It Can Handle Another 4 Years Of Trump
White House Toilet Doesn’t Know If It Can Handle Another 4 Years Of Trump
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23 / 29
Researchers Find Crows Smart Enough Not To Let On How Smart They Really Are
Researchers Find Crows Smart Enough Not To Let On How Smart They Really Are
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24 / 29
Traveling Contortionist Excited To Get Off The Road And Finally Stop Living Inside Suitcase
Traveling Contortionist Excited To Get Off The Road And Finally Stop Living Inside Suitcase
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25 / 29
Huh, Boyfriend’s Ex Just Made Interesting Hair Choice
Huh, Boyfriend’s Ex Just Made Interesting Hair Choice
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26 / 29
Man Hates How Hot Dog-Eating Contests Reduce Art Of Eating Hot Dogs To A Competition
Man Hates How Hot Dog-Eating Contests Reduce Art Of Eating Hot Dogs To A Competition
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27 / 29
‘It’s Perfect Outside,’ Announces Sweating Woman Slowly Losing Consciousness In Middle Of Heatstroke
‘It’s Perfect Outside,’ Announces Sweating Woman Slowly Losing Consciousness In Middle Of Heatstroke
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Resigned Pew Research Study Has No Fucking Clue What’s Going On With 15% Of Americans
Resigned Pew Research Study Has No Fucking Clue What’s Going On With 15% Of Americans
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