The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 2, 2020

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Smithsonian Museum Celebrates Black Alternate History Month With Full-Scale Recreation Of W.E.B. Du Bois’ War Zeppelin

Smithsonian Museum Celebrates Black Alternate History Month With Full-Scale Recreation Of W.E.B. Du Bois’ War Zeppelin

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Desperate CDC Director Walks Down Hall Of Imprisoned Diseases For One-On-One Talk With Avian Flu About Stopping Coronavirus

Desperate CDC Director Walks Down Hall Of Imprisoned Diseases For One-On-One Talk With Avian Flu About Stopping Coronavirus

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PETA Quietly Testing ‘Coronavirus Is A Living Thing’ Ad Spots In Few Small Markets

PETA Quietly Testing ‘Coronavirus Is A Living Thing’ Ad Spots In Few Small Markets

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‘You Take These Cuffs Off Of Me And I’ll Make You A Star,’ Says Harvey Weinstein To Female Bailiff Escorting Him Out Of Courtroom

‘You Take These Cuffs Off Of Me And I’ll Make You A Star,’ Says Harvey Weinstein To Female Bailiff Escorting Him Out Of Courtroom

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Embarrassed Heart Surgeon Admits He May Have Accidentally Left Sanders’ Medical Records In Candidate’s Chest

Embarrassed Heart Surgeon Admits He May Have Accidentally Left Sanders’ Medical Records In Candidate’s Chest

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Trump In India Hails Blossoming Relations Between The 2 Planets

Trump In India Hails Blossoming Relations Between The 2 Planets

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U.S. Unveils Plan For Rest Of World To Become Carbon-Neutral By 2030

U.S. Unveils Plan For Rest Of World To Become Carbon-Neutral By 2030

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Outback Introduces New Bloomin’ Cow

Outback Introduces New Bloomin’ Cow

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Nation’s Men Stunned To Realize Sexual Harassment Problem May Go As Far Back As 1990

Nation’s Men Stunned To Realize Sexual Harassment Problem May Go As Far Back As 1990

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Jörmungandr Succumbs To First Recorded Case Of Human-To-God Coronavirus Transmission

Jörmungandr Succumbs To First Recorded Case Of Human-To-God Coronavirus Transmission

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So-Called ‘Flash Sale’ May Have Been Strategized Weeks In Advance

So-Called ‘Flash Sale’ May Have Been Strategized Weeks In Advance

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Dead-Eyed Tattoo Artist Has Inked ‘Tomorrow Is Promised To No One’ 5,000 Times In Past Year

Dead-Eyed Tattoo Artist Has Inked ‘Tomorrow Is Promised To No One’ 5,000 Times In Past Year

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Reform ‘Fifty Shades’ Reader Doesn’t Think Christian And Ana Literally Indulged In Bladder Control Fetish, But Derives Meaning From Story Nonetheless

Reform ‘Fifty Shades’ Reader Doesn’t Think Christian And Ana Literally Indulged In Bladder Control Fetish, But Derives Meaning From Story Nonetheless

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Quentin Tarantino Has Son In Latest Homage To Spaghetti Western Director Sergio Leone

Quentin Tarantino Has Son In Latest Homage To Spaghetti Western Director Sergio Leone

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Idiotic Squirrel With Acorn Runs Away From Man As If He Doesn’t Get To Eat All The Nuts He Wants

Idiotic Squirrel With Acorn Runs Away From Man As If He Doesn’t Get To Eat All The Nuts He Wants

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Elena Kagan Worried She’s A Fraud After Being Only Female Justice Not Called Out By Trump

Elena Kagan Worried She’s A Fraud After Being Only Female Justice Not Called Out By Trump

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Klobuchar Hoping To Distinguish Herself During Debate As Only Candidate Not Sucker Punched In Gut Moments Before Stepping On Stage

Klobuchar Hoping To Distinguish Herself During Debate As Only Candidate Not Sucker Punched In Gut Moments Before Stepping On Stage

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Moderators Kick Off Debate By Asking Whether Bloomberg Ready To Get Shit Rocked Again

Moderators Kick Off Debate By Asking Whether Bloomberg Ready To Get Shit Rocked Again

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‘Tell Me About It, Stud,’ Says Pleather-Clad Elizabeth Warren On Debate Stage In Effort To Court Bad Boy Demographic

‘Tell Me About It, Stud,’ Says Pleather-Clad Elizabeth Warren On Debate Stage In Effort To Court Bad Boy Demographic

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Handwritten Sign Clarifies Flooded Urinal Covered In Garbage Bag ‘Out Of Order’

Handwritten Sign Clarifies Flooded Urinal Covered In Garbage Bag ‘Out Of Order’

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‘I’m Free, I’m Finally Free!’ Thinks Parent Before Realizing Lost Child Just Hiding Inside Clothes Rack

‘I’m Free, I’m Finally Free!’ Thinks Parent Before Realizing Lost Child Just Hiding Inside Clothes Rack

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This The Part Of Musical Number Where Everyone In Chorus Slowly Kneels Around Main Character

This The Part Of Musical Number Where Everyone In Chorus Slowly Kneels Around Main Character

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Neurosurgeon Feels Lucky He Was Able To Turn Hobby Into Career

Neurosurgeon Feels Lucky He Was Able To Turn Hobby Into Career

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Trump Holds Diplomatic Ceremony To Formally Welcome Coronavirus To United States

Trump Holds Diplomatic Ceremony To Formally Welcome Coronavirus To United States

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Sanders Supporter Sick Of Movement Being Defined By Small Number Of Toxic Members Like Him

Sanders Supporter Sick Of Movement Being Defined By Small Number Of Toxic Members Like Him

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Iran’s Deputy Health Minister Announces He Has Coronavirus And Also Hemorrhoids But That’s A Separate Thing That He Will Deal With On His Own

Iran’s Deputy Health Minister Announces He Has Coronavirus And Also Hemorrhoids But That’s A Separate Thing That He Will Deal With On His Own

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Driver Enraged At Rider Who Threw Up In Ambulance

Driver Enraged At Rider Who Threw Up In Ambulance

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Breaking: Mama!

Breaking: Mama!

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Candidates Struggle To Answer Question About Future Of Granite Countertops During HGTV Town Hall

Candidates Struggle To Answer Question About Future Of Granite Countertops During HGTV Town Hall

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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‘No, Stop, Please,’ Shouts Woman As Hands Uncontrollably Google All Of Boyfriend’s Exes

‘No, Stop, Please,’ Shouts Woman As Hands Uncontrollably Google All Of Boyfriend’s Exes

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Pete Buttigieg Pivots From Mimicking Obama To Mimicking Sanders In Attempt To Gain Ground

Pete Buttigieg Pivots From Mimicking Obama To Mimicking Sanders In Attempt To Gain Ground

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Timberwolves Fire Clerk On Accounts Receivable Team In First Step Towards Turning Franchise Around

Timberwolves Fire Clerk On Accounts Receivable Team In First Step Towards Turning Franchise Around

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‘I Like This Candidate Now And Will Vote For Him,’ Says Area Man After Having To Watch 12th Bloomberg Ad In Single Day

‘I Like This Candidate Now And Will Vote For Him,’ Says Area Man After Having To Watch 12th Bloomberg Ad In Single Day

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New, Inclusive Gerber Campaign Features First Adult Gerber Baby

New, Inclusive Gerber Campaign Features First Adult Gerber Baby

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‘Whatavirus?’ Says Half-Naked Mike Pence Brushing Crumbs Off Stomach While Taking First Call From Trump In 18 Months

‘Whatavirus?’ Says Half-Naked Mike Pence Brushing Crumbs Off Stomach While Taking First Call From Trump In 18 Months

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‘I’ll Show Those Pricks!’ Screams Mitt Romney Driving Busload Of Pregnant Women To Abortion Clinic After Being Disinvited To CPAC

‘I’ll Show Those Pricks!’ Screams Mitt Romney Driving Busload Of Pregnant Women To Abortion Clinic After Being Disinvited To CPAC

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Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association Horrified To Learn Madison Bumgarner Risking Health As Baseball Pitcher

Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association Horrified To Learn Madison Bumgarner Risking Health As Baseball Pitcher

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Child Doing Stations Of The Cross Reflects On Boredom Christ Must Have Felt During Crucifixion

Child Doing Stations Of The Cross Reflects On Boredom Christ Must Have Felt During Crucifixion

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Authorities Arrest 15,000 At FugitiveCon 2020

Authorities Arrest 15,000 At FugitiveCon 2020

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Obama Kind Of Hurt No One’s Even Asked For His Endorsement

Obama Kind Of Hurt No One’s Even Asked For His Endorsement

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Warren Tells Supporters To Cut That Pinterest Shit Out, This Is Serious

Warren Tells Supporters To Cut That Pinterest Shit Out, This Is Serious

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NFL Draft Prospect Sets Combine Record By Scrubbing Entire Social Media Presence In 17.64 Seconds

NFL Draft Prospect Sets Combine Record By Scrubbing Entire Social Media Presence In 17.64 Seconds

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Man Annoyed He No Longer Even Able To Go To Wuhan To Eat Bats Without Mom Freaking Out

Man Annoyed He No Longer Even Able To Go To Wuhan To Eat Bats Without Mom Freaking Out

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Olympic Committee Announces Tokyo Games Will Still Go On As Planned Because True Athletes Embrace Every Obstacle That Comes Their Way

Olympic Committee Announces Tokyo Games Will Still Go On As Planned Because True Athletes Embrace Every Obstacle That Comes Their Way

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Trump Claims Responsibility For Longest Black History Month In 4 Years

Trump Claims Responsibility For Longest Black History Month In 4 Years

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  1. The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 2, 2020
  2. Smithsonian Museum Celebrates Black Alternate History Month With Full-Scale Recreation Of W.E.B. Du Bois’ War Zeppelin
  3. Desperate CDC Director Walks Down Hall Of Imprisoned Diseases For One-On-One Talk With Avian Flu About Stopping Coronavirus
  4. PETA Quietly Testing ‘Coronavirus Is A Living Thing’ Ad Spots In Few Small Markets
  5. ‘You Take These Cuffs Off Of Me And I’ll Make You A Star,’ Says Harvey Weinstein To Female Bailiff Escorting Him Out Of Courtroom
  6. Embarrassed Heart Surgeon Admits He May Have Accidentally Left Sanders’ Medical Records In Candidate’s Chest
  7. Trump In India Hails Blossoming Relations Between The 2 Planets
  8. U.S. Unveils Plan For Rest Of World To Become Carbon-Neutral By 2030
  9. Outback Introduces New Bloomin’ Cow
  10. Nation’s Men Stunned To Realize Sexual Harassment Problem May Go As Far Back As 1990
  11. Jörmungandr Succumbs To First Recorded Case Of Human-To-God Coronavirus Transmission
  12. So-Called ‘Flash Sale’ May Have Been Strategized Weeks In Advance
  13. Dead-Eyed Tattoo Artist Has Inked ‘Tomorrow Is Promised To No One’ 5,000 Times In Past Year
  14. Reform ‘Fifty Shades’ Reader Doesn’t Think Christian And Ana Literally Indulged In Bladder Control Fetish, But Derives Meaning From Story Nonetheless
  15. Quentin Tarantino Has Son In Latest Homage To Spaghetti Western Director Sergio Leone
  16. Idiotic Squirrel With Acorn Runs Away From Man As If He Doesn’t Get To Eat All The Nuts He Wants
  17. Elena Kagan Worried She’s A Fraud After Being Only Female Justice Not Called Out By Trump
  18. Klobuchar Hoping To Distinguish Herself During Debate As Only Candidate Not Sucker Punched In Gut Moments Before Stepping On Stage
  19. Moderators Kick Off Debate By Asking Whether Bloomberg Ready To Get Shit Rocked Again
  20. ‘Tell Me About It, Stud,’ Says Pleather-Clad Elizabeth Warren On Debate Stage In Effort To Court Bad Boy Demographic
  21. Handwritten Sign Clarifies Flooded Urinal Covered In Garbage Bag ‘Out Of Order’
  22. ‘I’m Free, I’m Finally Free!’ Thinks Parent Before Realizing Lost Child Just Hiding Inside Clothes Rack
  23. This The Part Of Musical Number Where Everyone In Chorus Slowly Kneels Around Main Character
  24. Neurosurgeon Feels Lucky He Was Able To Turn Hobby Into Career
  25. Trump Holds Diplomatic Ceremony To Formally Welcome Coronavirus To United States
  26. Sanders Supporter Sick Of Movement Being Defined By Small Number Of Toxic Members Like Him
  27. Iran’s Deputy Health Minister Announces He Has Coronavirus And Also Hemorrhoids But That’s A Separate Thing That He Will Deal With On His Own
  28. Driver Enraged At Rider Who Threw Up In Ambulance
  29. Breaking: Mama!
  30. Candidates Struggle To Answer Question About Future Of Granite Countertops During HGTV Town Hall
  31. ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
  32. ‘No, Stop, Please,’ Shouts Woman As Hands Uncontrollably Google All Of Boyfriend’s Exes
  33. Pete Buttigieg Pivots From Mimicking Obama To Mimicking Sanders In Attempt To Gain Ground
  34. Timberwolves Fire Clerk On Accounts Receivable Team In First Step Towards Turning Franchise Around
  35. ‘I Like This Candidate Now And Will Vote For Him,’ Says Area Man After Having To Watch 12th Bloomberg Ad In Single Day
  36. New, Inclusive Gerber Campaign Features First Adult Gerber Baby
  37. ‘Whatavirus?’ Says Half-Naked Mike Pence Brushing Crumbs Off Stomach While Taking First Call From Trump In 18 Months
  38. ‘I’ll Show Those Pricks!’ Screams Mitt Romney Driving Busload Of Pregnant Women To Abortion Clinic After Being Disinvited To CPAC
  39. Professional Rodeo Cowboys Association Horrified To Learn Madison Bumgarner Risking Health As Baseball Pitcher
  40. Child Doing Stations Of The Cross Reflects On Boredom Christ Must Have Felt During Crucifixion
  41. Authorities Arrest 15,000 At FugitiveCon 2020
  42. Obama Kind Of Hurt No One’s Even Asked For His Endorsement
  43. Warren Tells Supporters To Cut That Pinterest Shit Out, This Is Serious
  44. NFL Draft Prospect Sets Combine Record By Scrubbing Entire Social Media Presence In 17.64 Seconds
  45. Man Annoyed He No Longer Even Able To Go To Wuhan To Eat Bats Without Mom Freaking Out
  46. Olympic Committee Announces Tokyo Games Will Still Go On As Planned Because True Athletes Embrace Every Obstacle That Comes Their Way
  47. Trump Claims Responsibility For Longest Black History Month In 4 Years