The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 30, 2020

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Nation Close To Getting Videoconferencing Software To Work

Nation Close To Getting Videoconferencing Software To Work

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Self-Isolated Woman Going So Crazy She’s Started Talking To Her Spouse

Self-Isolated Woman Going So Crazy She’s Started Talking To Her Spouse

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Coronavirus Forces Landlord To Cut Back On Taking Care Of Building From 1 To 0 Hours A Week

Coronavirus Forces Landlord To Cut Back On Taking Care Of Building From 1 To 0 Hours A Week

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Restless Trump Can’t Believe He Stuck Inside With Nothing To Do But Be President

Restless Trump Can’t Believe He Stuck Inside With Nothing To Do But Be President

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‘This Tastes Like Nothing, I Must Have Coronavirus,’ Says Man Who Has Only Eaten Mac And Cheese For Last 8 Meals

‘This Tastes Like Nothing, I Must Have Coronavirus,’ Says Man Who Has Only Eaten Mac And Cheese For Last 8 Meals

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Dog Not Sure How To Interpret Crazy Dream Where It Saw Squirrel, Barked At Squirrel

Dog Not Sure How To Interpret Crazy Dream Where It Saw Squirrel, Barked At Squirrel

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GOP Urges End Of Quarantine For Lifeless Bipedal Automatons That Make Economy Go

GOP Urges End Of Quarantine For Lifeless Bipedal Automatons That Make Economy Go

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Olympic Dressage Rider Enraged After Spending Past 4 Years Jauntily Trotting Around On Horse For Nothing

Olympic Dressage Rider Enraged After Spending Past 4 Years Jauntily Trotting Around On Horse For Nothing

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Trump Urges Loosening CDC Restrictions To Let Coronavirus Get To Work

Trump Urges Loosening CDC Restrictions To Let Coronavirus Get To Work

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Trump Suggests Ceding New York To Coronavirus As Possible Appeasement Strategy

Trump Suggests Ceding New York To Coronavirus As Possible Appeasement Strategy

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Trump’s Call To Reopen Economy Attributed To New Floating Virus Cloud Advisor

Trump’s Call To Reopen Economy Attributed To New Floating Virus Cloud Advisor

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British Royal Family Orders Citizens To Leave U.K. Until Prince Charles Recovers

British Royal Family Orders Citizens To Leave U.K. Until Prince Charles Recovers

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Woman Working From Home Instinctively Tries To Steal Tampons From Own Bathroom

Woman Working From Home Instinctively Tries To Steal Tampons From Own Bathroom

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Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure

Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure

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TheOnion.com Has Been Designated As A Pandemic Shelter In The Event That Covid-19 Could Spread Through The Internet

TheOnion.com Has Been Designated As A Pandemic Shelter In The Event That Covid-19 Could Spread Through The Internet

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Tom Brady Awakens From Week-Long Kombucha Bender To Discover He’s A Tampa Bay Buccaneer

Tom Brady Awakens From Week-Long Kombucha Bender To Discover He’s A Tampa Bay Buccaneer

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Congress Sets Aside $1,200 In Trust For Each American Until They Prove They’re Responsible Enough To Handle It

Congress Sets Aside $1,200 In Trust For Each American Until They Prove They’re Responsible Enough To Handle It

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Jigsaw Puzzle Missing Like 999 Pieces

Jigsaw Puzzle Missing Like 999 Pieces

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British Man Astounded To Hear How Much It Would Cost To Get Mustard Jar Removed From Rectum Under U.S. Healthcare System

British Man Astounded To Hear How Much It Would Cost To Get Mustard Jar Removed From Rectum Under U.S. Healthcare System

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Unpatriotic Whiner Demands Ventilator

Unpatriotic Whiner Demands Ventilator

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Increasingly Unhinged Melissa Clark Instructs ‘New York Times’ Readers How To Make Pizza From Old Cardboard Box

Increasingly Unhinged Melissa Clark Instructs ‘New York Times’ Readers How To Make Pizza From Old Cardboard Box

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Man Reflects On Cyclical Nature Of Existence After Learning McDonald’s Has Stopped Offering All-Day Breakfast Once Again

Man Reflects On Cyclical Nature Of Existence After Learning McDonald’s Has Stopped Offering All-Day Breakfast Once Again

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Department Of Interior Announces Birds Will Continue Going About Regular Bird Activities During Pandemic

Department Of Interior Announces Birds Will Continue Going About Regular Bird Activities During Pandemic

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Global Pandemic That Has Killed Thousands Giving Woman Just The Push She Needed To Organize Tupperware Cabinet

Global Pandemic That Has Killed Thousands Giving Woman Just The Push She Needed To Organize Tupperware Cabinet

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Kawhi Leonard Misses Second Consecutive Family Game Night Citing Load Management

Kawhi Leonard Misses Second Consecutive Family Game Night Citing Load Management

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Trump Announces Plan To Retrain Nation’s 3 Million Unemployed Americans As Human Ventilators

Trump Announces Plan To Retrain Nation’s 3 Million Unemployed Americans As Human Ventilators

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  1. The Week In Pictures – Week Of March 30, 2020
  2. Nation Close To Getting Videoconferencing Software To Work
  3. Self-Isolated Woman Going So Crazy She’s Started Talking To Her Spouse
  4. Coronavirus Forces Landlord To Cut Back On Taking Care Of Building From 1 To 0 Hours A Week
  5. Restless Trump Can’t Believe He Stuck Inside With Nothing To Do But Be President
  6. ‘This Tastes Like Nothing, I Must Have Coronavirus,’ Says Man Who Has Only Eaten Mac And Cheese For Last 8 Meals
  7. Dog Not Sure How To Interpret Crazy Dream Where It Saw Squirrel, Barked At Squirrel
  8. GOP Urges End Of Quarantine For Lifeless Bipedal Automatons That Make Economy Go
  9. Olympic Dressage Rider Enraged After Spending Past 4 Years Jauntily Trotting Around On Horse For Nothing
  10. Trump Urges Loosening CDC Restrictions To Let Coronavirus Get To Work
  11. Trump Suggests Ceding New York To Coronavirus As Possible Appeasement Strategy
  12. Trump’s Call To Reopen Economy Attributed To New Floating Virus Cloud Advisor
  13. British Royal Family Orders Citizens To Leave U.K. Until Prince Charles Recovers
  14. Woman Working From Home Instinctively Tries To Steal Tampons From Own Bathroom
  15. Man Just Buying One Of Every Cleaning Product In Case Trump Announces It’s Coronavirus Cure
  16. TheOnion.com Has Been Designated As A Pandemic Shelter In The Event That Covid-19 Could Spread Through The Internet
  17. Tom Brady Awakens From Week-Long Kombucha Bender To Discover He’s A Tampa Bay Buccaneer
  18. Congress Sets Aside $1,200 In Trust For Each American Until They Prove They’re Responsible Enough To Handle It
  19. Jigsaw Puzzle Missing Like 999 Pieces
  20. British Man Astounded To Hear How Much It Would Cost To Get Mustard Jar Removed From Rectum Under U.S. Healthcare System
  21. Unpatriotic Whiner Demands Ventilator
  22. Increasingly Unhinged Melissa Clark Instructs ‘New York Times’ Readers How To Make Pizza From Old Cardboard Box
  23. Man Reflects On Cyclical Nature Of Existence After Learning McDonald’s Has Stopped Offering All-Day Breakfast Once Again
  24. Department Of Interior Announces Birds Will Continue Going About Regular Bird Activities During Pandemic
  25. Global Pandemic That Has Killed Thousands Giving Woman Just The Push She Needed To Organize Tupperware Cabinet
  26. Kawhi Leonard Misses Second Consecutive Family Game Night Citing Load Management
  27. Trump Announces Plan To Retrain Nation’s 3 Million Unemployed Americans As Human Ventilators