The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 18, 2020

Man Can’t Wait For Quarantine To End So He Can Finally Take Shower Again

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Trump Blames Nation’s Susceptibility To Coronavirus Outbreak On Weakness Of America’s Race-Muddled Gene Pool

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All Man’s Fun Facts From Eisenhower Biography From Prologue

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‘The Last Dance’ Director Defends Creative Choice To Flash Forward To 2046

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Stephen Miller Reassures Sick Wife He Knows What It Looks Like When Woman Dying

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Coronavirus Assumed White House Would Be Bigger In Person

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Report: Mary Grace, Get Your Ass Back Inside This Goddamn Instant

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National Grandpa Council Allocates $300 Million To Provide Each American Some Walkin’ Around Money

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Eighth Grader Would Have Cranked Classroom Pencil Sharpener Few More Times If She Knew That Going To Be Last Chance

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Dr. Fauci Warns Of Needless Suffering And Death If America Allowed To Continue

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Eric Trump Requests Meeting With Barron To Determine Whether They Are Uncle And Nephew Or Brothers Or What

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Episode Of Cooking Show Implying Pastry Chefs Some Sort Of Oppressed Minority

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Prize Hog Doesn’t Know How She Can Retain Competition-Ready Body For Another Year

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Family Can Trace Ancestry Back To Whatever The Hell Grandma Was Talking About

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Nurse Wearing Snoopy Scrubs, Floral Face Mask To Work Must Think Pandemic Some Kind Of Joke

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Updated Patriot Act Finally Legalizes 80% Of Current FBI Operations

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Police Still Investigating What Happened Between Officer Discharging Weapon And Suspect’s Head Exploding

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Florida Governor Deploys National Guard To Force Residents Back Into Malls, Movie Theaters

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500-Mile Dead Zone Found Off Atlantic Coast Linked To Runoff From Olive Garden Alfredo Pipe

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Helpful HR Email Offers Employees Tips For Ignoring Mental Health

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Desperate Sports Fan Would Almost Be Willing To Watch Own Kids Play In Backyard At This Point

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Nervous New Driver Going To Stick To Sidewalks Until He’s More Confident

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Drake Fans Accuse Kenny Chesney Of Manipulating Billboard Charts By Putting Effort Into Album

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Singing Birds Dressing Princess All Struggling With Bra Clasp

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