The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 4, 2020

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The Week In Pictures – Week Of May 4, 2020

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God Pins Up Hunky Shot Of Mesopotamian Hunting Deity As Inspiration To Start Working Out

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Trump Accuses New York Of Padding State’s Mortality Rate By Including African American Deaths

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Teleconferencing Pastor Requests Any Worshipper Currently Speaking In Tongues Go On Mute

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Undaunted Texas Waffle House Waitress Has Been Expecting To Die There Every Day For The Past 20 Years Anyway

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Other Butter Companies Scramble To Fill Racism Void Left By Land-O-Lakes

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Zoom Crasher Becomes Too Engrossed In Sales Meeting To Scream Obscenities

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Republicans Ridicule Democrats For Caring As Little About Sexual Assault As They Do

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Longtime Person Dead At 86

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Biden Campaign Fundraising Email Reminds Donors Sexual Assault Allegations Don’t Bury Themselves

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Children’s Science Website Clearly Struggling To Come Up With 10 Facts About Slugs

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Bourgeois Pig Owns Ostentatious Glass Crafted Specifically To Hold Wine

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Charles Barkley: ‘Michael Jordan Would Have Been Nothing Special Had He Played In My Day’

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Exhausted Parents Struggling To Limit Child’s Time Using Gun

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Look, Brother, Sister Don’t Like That They’re Soulmates Either

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Man In Quarantine Can’t Remember How Long It’s Been Since He Danced Through Town Square Followed By Big Chorus Of Friendly Locals

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Americans React With Indifference After First Case Of Coronavirus Spreading To Pet Ferret

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