AIDS in the Third World, particularly Africa, is an ever-growing problem. What do you think?
"Wow, storage costs for that AIDS quilt must be skyrocketing."
Jay Litton • Busboy
"That's it. Call off the Olympics."
Thomas Batson • Banker
"Normally, I'd have sympathy for the Third World, but you've gotta admit it's their fault for being gay."
Gayle Showalter • Teacher
"AIDS in sub-Saharan Africa is on the rise because sufferers have failed to ask their doctors about Combivir®."
Shelli Madden • Food Scientist
"We're losing the war on AIDS. And drugs. And poverty. And terror. But we sure took it to those Nazis. Man, those were the days."
Glen Luther • Systems Analyst
"We can't just throw money at the problem. Or discuss it in the political arena. Or address it at all."
Yi Shade • Foreman