Things Gen Z Hates About Millennials

Won’t the millennials shut up about the Oklahoma City bombing or the botched raid on the Branch Davidian compound for two seconds?

They don’t like your TikToks and they never will.

Annoyingly, millennials keep walking the face of the earth despite their old age and embarrassing Harry Potter fandom.

While millennials were not directly responsible for the bloody civil wars that tore England apart in the 15th century, Gen Z still hates them for it.

Gen Z has come of age in such dark times that nothing incenses them quite like people who are more likely to leave this accursed planet before they do.

Why do older cousins always need to be so exclusive?

Many Gen Z’ers feel like they’ve barely got any student loan debt to inherit.

We hate what we are.

It’s hard to land a solid insult when references vary so widely.

The millennial appetite for pogs in the ’90s has left virtually none for Gen Z let alone the children that generation will have someday.

Zoomers much prefer to trace their existential dread to climate change, stagnant wages, and the widening wealth gap.

A Gen Z’er will call every single one of their friends to check out a 36-year-old humiliating themself on TikTok.

Not by much, but by just enough to drive Gen Z crazy.

Nothing makes Gen Z angrier than the realization that there will soon be a generation behind them that thinks they’re pathetic in almost every way imaginable.

Millennials talk about wanting to change the world but continually refuse to take necessary action.

There’s nothing annoys Gen Z more than having to die alongside such a sappy and lame group of losers.

Enjoy it while you can, because Gen Z’s got 30 years, tops.