Things No One Tells You About Moving Back To Your Hometown

It’s New York City now.

That’s right, Mr. Clasky is still teaching American History.

He’s stood at the boundary line with his armed cocked for the past 15 years.

Whoa. This place really has changed.

Look at you, driving around in your fancy electronic car with your long-winded opinions.

You knew Indians wasn’t the most politically correct mascot at the time, but changing it to Redskins was really surprising.

Sorry, no one older than 18 can loiter here.

Not sure why, but okay.

It may be a nuisance, but you need to stop by your old high school and check in every morning.

The alcohol consumption is only concerning if it gets concerning.

Seems like the Boss is running out of material.

There is a slight chance that a handful of people who did not live in your hometown when you were growing up moved in while you were not living there.

Ouch. Well, you have to remember that people change.

Luckily, your hometown now looks exactly like the place you just moved from.

But as fate would have it, you’ve still got a few tricks up your sleeve as well!

What the hell? When? Where are you supposed to stay now?

Remember the night before you left? He wishes he had said something then, but now is all we have.

You may think you can always move again, when in fact you now know exactly where you’re going to die.