Things People Hate The Most About Disney Adults

Things People Hate The Most About Disney Adults

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As an adult, unironically liking anything is shameful, but obsessing over characters from children’s movies is tantamount to treason. Here are the things people hate the most about Disney adults.

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Using Their Genie+ Pass To Skip Ahead Of Every Line In Society

Using Their Genie+ Pass To Skip Ahead Of Every Line In Society

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They think a $25 pass and some mouse ears give them the right to cut in line at the grocery store, and they often get away with it.

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They Overshadow Dumb Little Interests Of Your Own

They Overshadow Dumb Little Interests Of Your Own

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It’s much harder to get a word in about your Lego hobby when they’re around.

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They Won’t Acknowledge That Mickey Mouse Bullied You In High School

They Won’t Acknowledge That Mickey Mouse Bullied You In High School

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Every picture of them in mouse ears serves as a painful reminder of the most difficult time in your life.

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They Let Nostalgia Seduce Them Into Worshipping A Corporation

They Let Nostalgia Seduce Them Into Worshipping A Corporation

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Good thing Star Wars fans would never fall for something like this.

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They Show Aggression When Traveling In Packs

They Show Aggression When Traveling In Packs

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People are sick of seeing Disney adults rove around neighborhoods in groups, threatening anyone who talks shit about Donald Duck.

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They Hiss At The Mere Mention Of Disney’s Competitors

They Hiss At The Mere Mention Of Disney’s Competitors

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Entering a violent fit of rage at the mention of a Universal Studios film is another reason they’re a pain to hang out with.

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Mass Suicides

Mass Suicides

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Diehard Disney fans jumping from the top of Cinderella Castle gives off major cult vibes.

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They Keep A Park Employee In The Trunk Of Their Car

They Keep A Park Employee In The Trunk Of Their Car

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Saying “It makes everywhere feel like Disney World!” doesn’t justify kidnapping.

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They Kill Both Their Parents To Relate To The Characters

They Kill Both Their Parents To Relate To The Characters

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Disney adults have been known to take cosplay too far when, in order to feel more like a Disney prince or princess, they orphan themselves by killing both their parents.

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Predictable Instagram Presence

Predictable Instagram Presence

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Oh, cool. Another five PTO days spent going to Disney World. And another picture pretending to lift the Epcot ball. Nice.

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Most Of Them Don’t Even Look That Hot In A Gaston Costume

Most Of Them Don’t Even Look That Hot In A Gaston Costume

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You should at least make some aspect of your fandom enjoyable for the rest of us.

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Their Obsession With Antisemitism

Their Obsession With Antisemitism

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Casual antisemites are fine, but once you make it your whole identity, you become insufferable.

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Always Take Daisy Duck’s Birthday Off Work

Always Take Daisy Duck’s Birthday Off Work

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It’s highly inconsiderate to one’s non-insane coworkers.

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Branding Mouse Ears To Their Forearm

Branding Mouse Ears To Their Forearm

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At puberty, every Disney adult must undergo the insane induction process of using molten iron to permanently sear mouse ears onto their skin.

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They Are An Identifiable Group

They Are An Identifiable Group

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Everybody gets their turn.

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Threat Of A Group Costume

Threat Of A Group Costume

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Tread carefully if you find yourself near a group of Disney adults around Halloween, or else you might find yourself implicated in their intricate 12-person Finding Nemo costume.

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They Have Found A Temporary, Artificial Escape From Our Boring Dystopia

They Have Found A Temporary, Artificial Escape From Our Boring Dystopia

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Assholes.

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It’s Their Fault The Line For Haunted Mansion Is 90 minutes

It’s Their Fault The Line For Haunted Mansion Is 90 minutes

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Thanks a lot, weirdos.

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