Things To Never Post On Social Media If You’ve Had An Abortion

Things To Never Post On Social Media If You’ve Had An Abortion

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In a post-Roe world, speaking publicly about your abortion can have major legal ramifications. Here are the things you should never post on social media if you’ve terminated a pregnancy.

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“Please respect my privacy at this time.”

“Please respect my privacy at this time.”

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This is not what social media is for.

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“I’m proud to share I’ve lost 5 pounds in one day, and you can too with this one simple medical procedure.”

“I’m proud to share I’ve lost 5 pounds in one day, and you can too with this one simple medical procedure.”

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Framing your abortion as a weight-loss technique unfortunately doesn’t make it any less illegal.

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“Headed to Paris in two weeks!”

“Headed to Paris in two weeks!”

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No need to throw it in our faces.

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Your Grandmother’s Family Recipe For Abortion

Your Grandmother’s Family Recipe For Abortion

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Nana wanted that to stay in the family.

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“@smithsonian I got an abortion!!!”

“@smithsonian I got an abortion!!!”

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Not sure why’d they care.

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A Recipe For Ginger Cookies

A Recipe For Ginger Cookies

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Post all the cooking tutorials you want, but you will forevermore be known as a harlot who gets abortions.

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Photos Of You Excelling In Your Career And Social Life, Unencumbered By Children

Photos Of You Excelling In Your Career And Social Life, Unencumbered By Children

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Awfully suspicious, if you ask the antiabortion crowd.

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“[Child emoji] [Coffin emoji][Dancing emoji][Confetti emoji]”

“[Child emoji] [Coffin emoji][Dancing emoji][Confetti emoji]”

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At least throw a sad face in there to seem a little down about it.

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“Back in my day, you could get an abortion for just a nickel.”

“Back in my day, you could get an abortion for just a nickel.”

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Younger generations are tired of hearing how cheap and accessible healthcare used to be.

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Your Abortion Playlist

Your Abortion Playlist

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It’s not necessary for people to know you were listening to that new ABBA album from last year and an episode of Revisionist History with Malcolm Gladwell.

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A Nuanced Explanation Of Why Getting An Abortion Was The Right Choice For You At This Time

A Nuanced Explanation Of Why Getting An Abortion Was The Right Choice For You At This Time

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You lost pretty much everyone who uses social media at “nuanced.”

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“I can’t find my fetus anywhere. Has anyone seen it?”

“I can’t find my fetus anywhere. Has anyone seen it?”

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Pretending you simply lost the fetus growing inside you probably won’t hold up in court.

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A Meme Featuring A Picture Of The Gerber Baby In Crosshairs With The Caption ‘It’s Huntin’ Season.’

A Meme Featuring A Picture Of The Gerber Baby In Crosshairs With The Caption ‘It’s Huntin’ Season.’

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While it’s admittedly a dank meme, it’s highly inappropriate.

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“No more baby! LOL”

“No more baby! LOL”

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No one young enough to conceive uses LOL anymore.

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“Guess who just got an abortion??”

“Guess who just got an abortion??”

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Who? It’s not nice to gate-keep secrets.

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Any Account Whatsoever Of The Unique Emotional Challenges Women Face During The Process

Any Account Whatsoever Of The Unique Emotional Challenges Women Face During The Process

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Unless, of course, you want to get harassed by a bunch of hateful strangers.

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“Having an abortion is never anyone’s first choice, but it should be everyone’s right.”

“Having an abortion is never anyone’s first choice, but it should be everyone’s right.”

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Wow, didn’t know you were a slut.

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“Disregard previous posts about baby name advice.”

“Disregard previous posts about baby name advice.”

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You can just say nothing.

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