Things To Never Say To A Fan Of Bill Maher

Things To Never Say To A Fan Of Bill Maher

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Bill Maher is a self proclaimed “old-school liberal” comedian who has come under fire for his controversial views on race, religion, and sexuality. If you know someone who is a Bill Maher fan, here are things you should absolutely never say to them.

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“Why is it just called ‘Max’ now instead of ‘HBOMax?’”

“Why is it just called ‘Max’ now instead of ‘HBOMax?’”

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No one knows the answer to this question, whether or not they’re a Bill Maher fan.

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“I’m also defending my privilege at the expense of others!”

“I’m also defending my privilege at the expense of others!”

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Maher’s takes are much more nuanced but just happen to end up at the same conclusion.

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“I like how nobody ever changes their mind when on the panel.”

“I like how nobody ever changes their mind when on the panel.”

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It’s not about changing minds, it’s about yelling.

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“Couldn’t he make the same points without being so smug?”

“Couldn’t he make the same points without being so smug?”

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Could he?

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“Whose bullshit are you tired of?”

“Whose bullshit are you tired of?”

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There isn’t enough time in the day.

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“I think writers deserve to eat and have a home.”

“I think writers deserve to eat and have a home.”

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Don’t stray into hyper-controversial territory like a person’s right to food and shelter.

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“I saw him at church once.”

“I saw him at church once.”

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You lie. YOU LIE!

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“Isn’t he just bitter that his jokes aren’t landing with the new generation?”

“Isn’t he just bitter that his jokes aren’t landing with the new generation?”

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Stop reminding them about their strained relationships with their children.

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“Mom really needs you to call her.”

“Mom really needs you to call her.”

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If Dad wanted to talk to Mom, he wouldn’t have divorced her.

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“He’s no Joe Rogan.”

“He’s no Joe Rogan.”

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Maher fans are sick of people grouping every uninformed hack behind a microphone together like they don’t have very real differences in how they view the “woke mind virus.”

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“Are you aware there are other comedians?”

“Are you aware there are other comedians?”

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This is an offensive question as Bill Maher isn’t technically a comedian.

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“You ever think about…?”

“You ever think about…?”

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They have, and you don’t want to hear their thoughts on it.

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“I actually think the conventional wisdom about every hot button political issue is accurate.”

“I actually think the conventional wisdom about every hot button political issue is accurate.”

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Believe it or not, some fans of Bill Maher do not think the conventional wisdom about every hot button political issue is accurate.

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“Didn’t he refer to himself to a U.S. Senator using the N-word?”

“Didn’t he refer to himself to a U.S. Senator using the N-word?”

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No need to censor yourself around a Maher fan.

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“Inshallah!”

“Inshallah!”

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Great! You just claimed responsibility for all the terrorism in the world!

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“This explains everything that is wrong with you.”

“This explains everything that is wrong with you.”

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Don’t be ridiculous, it only explains a few things wrong with them.

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“I’m a liberal but I despise liberals.”

“I’m a liberal but I despise liberals.”

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Actually, this is completely fine to say.

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You’ve Made It This Far...

You’ve Made It This Far...

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