Things To Never Say To A ‘Karen’

As much as Whole Foods has tried, you still legally cannot make their favorite grocery store whites only.

Karens are keen observers and know that “just out for a walk” is code for “I am a drug dealer.”

Manager!

That’s very aggressive language and will immediately make a Karen feel unsafe.

You better start working here pronto. And then you better start thinking long and hard about whether or not you’d like to keep this job.

Surely you can make an exception for every person who ever asks?

Yup, and she’s already dialing 911.

The reservation was for 7, not 7:02, and now people are gonna bleed.

This trick never works.

She paid for first-class tickets, so she has every right to sit in the front of the plane.

Then why are you in this store while being a minority?

You fucking bitch, do you know who you’re talking to?

That’s the kind of aggression the police will need to see to believe.

No reason you both can’t enjoy being disciplined.

You’ve got it backward: She’s the one going through something because you got her order wrong.

This is America, and she knows her rights.

How dare you? That is her line!

Worst Career Advice Baby Boomers Give Millennials

Things You Should Never Say To Someone Who Makes Minimum Wage

Annoying Things Customers Do That Waiters Hate The Most

Back To Homepage