If you know someone who’s a fan of Louder With Crowder host and world-class husband Steven Crowder, here are the things you should never say to them.
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You’re going to be swamped with orders.
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Crowder fans don’t appreciate the implication that the guy making money off anger and fear lacks a keen business sense.
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Attractiveness is subjective.
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Spoken like someone who’s going to hell.
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That’s just icing on the cake, dummy.
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Don’t remind them.
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Fans are more than aware of this dark, cucked episode in Crowder’s professional history.
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Not mean enough.
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Not yet, but they’re sure to once Stockholm syndrome kicks in.
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That’s not really fair, as he actually looks pretty good compared to most of his much younger viewers.
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Please. You wish you could be as big of a piece of shit as someone who likes Steven Crowder.
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You know very well that they have no one.
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Reminding them there are legions of shrieking right-wing pundits they could enjoy the content of might make them question how they’re spending their time.
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A betrayal from all sides on a scale nearly impossible to fathom.
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It’s best not to provoke them, given their naturally aggressive disposition.
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Crowder’s fans prefer to call them “property.”
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Insulting the manhood of one of the nation’s strongest, most virile men who sits behind a desk and complains is tantamount to violence.
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Everyone knows love is a left-wing conspiracy designed to undercut the free market.
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