Things To Never Say To Someone Who Is Grieving

Uninspired and cliché.

It may seem good on paper, but hiring someone to impersonate a late loved one never pans out.

It’s actually more polite to just tell someone straightforwardly that the brain begins to decompose minutes after death rather than making them guess.

Reminding a grieving person of how many more funerals they’ll have to pay for isn’t as helpful as you think.

Whatever financial incentives you might have, now’s not the time to pressure someone into opening a drive-thru burger restaurant.

Grief can prove to be a strain on relationships, but that’s no excuse for worming your way into having intimate relations with someone’s partner even if he’s admittedly a total stud.

Now, they’re sad about two things.

It’s best to pick out the hair of the deceased loved one beforehand or, better yet, spend some time going through the dust bag together and reminiscing.

Although such a statement may seem well-intentioned, most people in human history are, in fact, dead.

While it’s true they may have never won one of the league’s most sought-after accolades, they were still a valuable human being who was beloved by their family.

Not everyone believes in the idea of an afterlife.

While this is undeniably true, it’s not terribly helpful to say to someone who’s grieving. Instead, tell them about the virtues of dollar-cost averaging BTC at its current price or investing in smaller altcoins that still have a huge potential upside.

Nobody wants to hear that about their teenage son.

This is the absolute last thing anyone who is grieving needs to hear.

Don’t say this unless you are sure of the deceased’s rotting potential.

It’s usually best to wait a while after a loss to challenge someone’s surviving descendants to a race.

While this is not necessarily an offensive remark, it only applies to a handful of people in the world. Before saying it, we’d recommend you thoroughly review the lineup for WWE’s biggest pay-per-view event of the year.

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