Things To Never Say To Your Amazon Delivery Driver

Even if they can quickly break the hold, drivers can still get fired for even the slightest pause in their deliveries.

Even if they did, they don’t get paid enough to care.

Amazon delivery drivers scare easily.

Please don’t saddle your delivery person with the commodification of the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

It’s not their fault the toilet paper from a factory across the world took an extremely long 48 hours.

Don’t stoke this rivalry any further.

They are required to hand all complimentary snacks over to Jeff Bezos.

Not everyone who works for Amazon does your bidding at the drop of a hat when you say the magic word.

DNA is on every package a delivery person drops off, and Amazon Ring comes with a kit to extract DNA from nearly any surface and catalog it.

Wrong! Amazon delivery drivers know it’s His body and blood.

Why would you do that?!

It would make a great getaway vehicle, sure, but they need it for their job.

No need to gloat.

Delivery drivers are more than just the people who bring you brown boxes.

Maybe after they finish all their deliveries, but not now.

Don’t rub it in.

They see enough of those, thanks.

It’s delivery, not a break up.

They know.

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