Things You Should Never Say To Someone Who Makes Less Money Than You

That goes without saying.

This can be embarrassing for low earners who may only have a beat-up chopper that’s always in the shop.

Just because someone earns less than you doesn’t mean they eat kibble, pages from a book, or their own clothes.

Although you mean well, it’s safe to assume your friend already has an Amazon box of their own they can live in on the street.

It’s gauche to brag about your comprehensive medical coverage when your friends can’t even afford to have teeth.

No matter how well intentioned this gesture may be, it can actually come across as condescending.

Delivering this message could give your prey a chance to escape.

They aren’t to know the password to the masquerade!

This also includes stacks of gold bars and mountains of gems.

Quiet, you rich fool!

Even the impoverished deserve the kindness of human touch sometimes.

If you really were grateful you’d pay more than minimum wage.

While the advice might seem helpful, it’s more polite to avoid humiliating someone for never having thought of making more money.

Just slip the crisp $20 in their front pocket and wink.

Easy for you to say doc, you can afford a gym membership.

There’s no reason to tell someone that they’ll be dragging down the earning potential of their descendants for generations.

You think they ordered an appetizer sized salad without protein because it looked like the best thing on the menu?

They’ll just keep scratching at your back door if you feed them.

Even the mildest forms of humanity given to the poor could possibly result in revolution.

They make less money than you. Obviously it’s going bad, dipshit.