Prince William and Princess Kate have announced their third child will arrive April 2018. What do you think?

“Always nice to hear things are going well for a wealthy, influential family.”

Mike Hejl • Peanut Dehydrator

“Can they really afford a third child on a non-reigning monarch’s salary?”

Sarah Coker • Catnip Grower

“Whatever knocks that appalling Princess Beatrice of York down the line of succession is fine by me.”

Brent Jalali • Digital Watch Programmer