TOMAH, WI—Pausing their conversations momentarily to call attention to the music playing on the establishment’s jukebox, sources at local bar Shepherd’s confirmed to reporters Friday that this is a great song. “Oh man, this is such a good song,” said customer Kurt Richardson, echoing the sentiments of others seated along the bar, who variously identified the tune as “great” and “fucking great”. “I love this part—listen. God, it’s so good.” At press time, barroom sources were closing their eyes, nodding their heads rhythmically, and attempting to hit the high note.

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