Tiger Woods Wins 5th Masters Title

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Ending an 11-year-long championship drought, Tiger Woods won his fifth Masters title this past weekend in an emotional comeback after years of personal hardship and injury. What do you think?

“The only thing that could make this redemption story better is another harrowing fall from grace!”

Sherri Nelson • Feudal System Advocate

“It’s an emotional victory for adulterers everywhere.”

Shawn Cairns • Pompom Manufacturer


“This is the kind of excitement people become golf fans to avoid.”

Craig Whiteley • Tartine Artist