Time Capsule Discovered In Rear End Of Jesus Statue

A team of Spanish restorers have discovered an 18th century time capsule in the buttocks of a wooden statue of Jesus, which contain a Catholic chaplain’s writings detailing popular card games of the time and the state of wine harvests. What do you think?

“I never find anything good in butts.”

Patricia Salcido • Ham Glazer

“I guess it’s kind of refreshing that it took two centuries for someone to look in his butt.”

Walter Dylan • Salt Licker

“I’m glad the chaplain followed God’s example and delivered information to people in the craziest way possible.” 

Roberto Dissell • Funeral Clown

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