A team of Spanish restorers have discovered an 18th century time capsule in the buttocks of a wooden statue of Jesus, which contain a Catholic chaplain’s writings detailing popular card games of the time and the state of wine harvests. What do you think?
“I never find anything good in butts.”
Patricia Salcido • Ham Glazer
“I guess it’s kind of refreshing that it took two centuries for someone to look in his butt.”
Walter Dylan • Salt Licker
“I’m glad the chaplain followed God’s example and delivered information to people in the craziest way possible.”
Roberto Dissell • Funeral Clown