• Any distortion of facts, quotes, or context within an article should always be clearly labeled.
  • As a journalist, it’s your responsibility to recuse yourself from reporting on any crimes that you have personally aided or abetted.
  • Tip the parking attendant in advance if you plan on spending more than 30 minutes smoking cigarettes in a shadowy corner of their garage.
  • Remember that the success of an article is not measured in pageviews, but rather its click-through rate via social media platforms and overall SEO integration.
  • Never stray from your publication’s code of ethics, or you risk losing the trust of the dozens of Americans who still depend on traditional media.

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