- Show them you care. Always maintain steady, intimate eye contact while bumping chests.
- To get any new buddies up to speed, compile a PowerPoint presentation of consensus choices for famous actresses you and the guys would most like to have sex with.
- Take time out of each day to admire and appreciate each other’s workbench setup.
- Slap some steaks on the grill and see who wants theirs rarest in an elaborate game of chicken.
- Don’t be afraid to really open up and share your feelings about how that last penalty call was bullshit.
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