• Support your spouse by keeping the house clean, cooking healthy meals, and offering to assume the bulk of parental discipline that will be doled out over the next 18 years.
  • A child’s brain doesn’t start encoding memories until around age four, which pretty much leaves you off the hook for being too worn out by parenting to create any meaningful ones
  • Don’t for one moment risk insulting and alienating your baby with such a belittling, condescending game as peekaboo
  • Basic mathematics, fast-paced movements, new and colorful language—nothing is more enriching for an infant than joining you at the racetrack!
  • As a new parent, you’re bound to make a few missteps, and that’s completely understood by everyone but your mother-in-law and her sisters.

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