- Large packages can draw attention, so try sewing the money into the lining of your suit or baking it into a five-tier wedding cake.
- Minimize risk by transporting no more than $100 on 10,500 separate runs.
- Have a believable cover story. If anyone asks, you’re just a Brazilian investor surveying locations for a soccer arena.
- If you simply can’t resist bragging a little to fellow bar patrons about your bounty, double-check that none of them are currently holding a blunt object.
- Opt for the cargo pocket they’d least suspect.
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