Scientists have located the part of the brain linked to cigarette addiction. What do you think?
"What a great day for humanity. Pretty soon, none of our shitty behavior will be our fault."
Arthur Quigle • Scrap-Yard Worker
"If it's the brain that's responsible and not the nicotine, we all have some major-tobacco-company apologizing to do."
Lacey Janson • Pilot
"Great! So could you hit that part with a board or pipe for me? Because I'm really needing a fix right now."
Omar Abbas • Construction Worker