Japan has announced that the Tokyo Olympics will go ahead under a state of emergency but without any spectators at events taking place in the capital amid the recent surge in coronavirus cases. What do you think?
“I didn’t fly across an ocean after lying about getting vaccinated only to watch the games on TV like some chump.”
Edward Martinez, Unemployed
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“Sounds like someone forgot to order bleachers.”
Lois Trieu, Punishment Strategist
“Just to be extra safe, I’m not even going to watch it on TV.”
Graeme Bennett, Re-enactment Performer