A case study in the Journal Of Clinical Orthodontics showed that over a period of seven years, a young woman playing with her tongue stud inadvertently caused a gap to form between her front teeth. What do you think?

"Who cares? In seven years we'll all be so old anyway."

Eileen Nahem • Cashier

"If you're going to put something roundish and irritating on your tongue for that long, why not make it a microscopic pebble? At least you'll eventually produce a pearl."

Renaldo Gonzalez • Systems Analyst

"Seven years? But the Omar Sharif look-alike contest is this weekend!"

Kevin Tessler • Delivery Driver