Top 5 Signs You Have A Sophisticated Palate

• You sleep with a fully loaded pepper mill under your pillow every night
  
• Each of your 10,000 taste buds has its own favorite free-range, non-GMO restaurant
• You enter an irreversible catatonic state upon biting into a lukewarm appetizer
• The Michelin Guide in your front pocket has stopped at least one bullet
  
• Your refined sense of taste can differentiate between organic oregano and bits of shredded newspaper

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