• You sleep with a fully loaded pepper mill under your pillow every night
  • Each of your 10,000 taste buds has its own favorite free-range, non-GMO restaurant
  • You enter an irreversible catatonic state upon biting into a lukewarm appetizer
  • The Michelin Guide in your front pocket has stopped at least one bullet
  • Your refined sense of taste can differentiate between organic oregano and bits of shredded newspaper

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