There are 331 candidates for the 2018 Nobel Peace Prize laureate, whom the Norwegian Nobel Committee will reveal on Friday. The Onion takes a look at the top contenders for this year’s Peace Prize.
Kim Jong-Un & Moon Jae-In:
No two other people on Earth gave a more impressive handshake in the past year.
Perhaps no one has made a greater impact on global peace than Snowden, who’s famous for doing something with computers a few years ago.
This shameless attention addict just can’t bear letting anyone else share the spotlight, can she?
It’s not like he personally molested anyone.
The hawkish longtime U.S. senator has ceased advocating for widespread U.S. military intervention.
He’s the democratically elected leader of a Western European country, so it just seems to make sense, right?
Might as well throw them a bone now since they’ll have nothing to advocate for in a couple years.
Just to own the libs.
The, Like, Concept Of Love:
It’s all out of this world, man, you dig?