“And that’s when we tell all those cities we were never looking to open a second headquarters at all.”
Jeff Bezos
“Dennis is purple!”
Jenna’s little niece quipping at the coffee shop last week. It was so adorable. Maybe you had to be there.
“I respectfully decline to answer the question and hereby invoke my Fifth Amendment right to avoid self-incrimination.”
Michael Flynn
“Oh, don’t act so surprised. You knew this would come out eventually.” 
Harvey Weinstein, on his decision to greenlight The Nut Job 2: Nutty By Nature
“And you’re positive they won’t notice I’m wearing a wire?”
Ivanka Trump, Jared Kushner, Carter Page, Donald Trump Jr., George Papadopoulos, Rex Tillerson, Reince Priebus, Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn, Barron Trump
“2017 was a great year for the movies!”
Leonard Maltin

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