Tourist Ban In Dutch Pot Cafés Upheld

A law prohibiting everyone but Dutch natives and permanent residents from visiting marijuana cafes was upheld in court last week. What do you think?

"Wow, they must have a lot of faith in their tourism board’s ability to talk up soused herring."

Vincent Yuste • Wort Extractor


"Great. Now what the hell am I supposed to do with my early 20s?"

Giulia Burgess • Tone Artist

"That’s okay. I find it’s best to stay sober and alert while visiting Amsterdam so that you can find the best prostitutes."

Craig Banks • Pest-Control Pilot