Three years after a ban on trans fats was enacted throughout New York, data shows that heart attacks and strokes have lowered by six percent, saving many lives. What do you think?

“My cause of death is none of the government’s business!”
Aaron Bertram • Factory Appraiser

“Without trans fats, it’s been hard getting the recommended daily allotment of synthetic monoglycerides into my diet.”
Jose LaCond • Doll Refurbisher
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“I trust American ingenuity will develop new fats to kill us.”
Monica Stempenauher • Coin Polisher