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Treasury Secretary Warns That U.S. Could Run Out Of Cash To Pay Bills In 3 Weeks

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Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has warned lawmakers that the federal government could run short of cash to pay its bills by October 18th, after Republicans blocked a measure to increase or suspend the debt ceiling. What do you think?

“Is there any sort of refund we could get on Afghanistan?”

Graydon Sims • Brake Tester

“Don’t look at me, I already gave them 24% of my income.”

Saul Xiong •Animal Phrenologist

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“Then let’s make this the craziest fucking three weeks ever!”

Faye Zuniga, Crunch Enhancer