Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has warned lawmakers that the federal government could run short of cash to pay its bills by October 18th, after Republicans blocked a measure to increase or suspend the debt ceiling. What do you think?
“Is there any sort of refund we could get on Afghanistan?”
Graydon Sims • Brake Tester
FBI Investigating Fourth-Grade Kid Who Said He Has Seen Over 200 Dead Bodies
“Don’t look at me, I already gave them 24% of my income.”
Saul Xiong •Animal Phrenologist
“Then let’s make this the craziest fucking three weeks ever!”
Faye Zuniga, Crunch Enhancer