Eric Trump and his wife, Lara, have announced they are expecting a baby boy this September, the first child for the couple and Donald Trump’s ninth grandchild. What do you think?

“Congrats to the expectant oligarchs!”

Dan Bean • Retired Disciplinarian


“I’m in the same boat as Donald. I feel nothing at all knowing this.”

Larissa Maynard • Carbon Copier

“He’ll make a fine Duke of Florida one day.”

Cary Copeland • Synonym Provider