Trump Organization Considering Selling D.C. Hotel

Eric Trump announced that the Trump Organization may sell its Washington D.C. hotel, which has earned the president $80 million in revenue since taking office. What do you think?

“This is the perfect opportunity for any company looking to needlessly involve itself in a national controversy.”

Jared Hart • Systems Analyst


“Finally, the Trumps have realized the emptiness of earthly possessions.”

Lana Mills • Punchcard Auditor

“Okay, but my coupon clearly says ‘Valid until 2021.’”

Aaron Houston • Gulp Measurer