Eric Trump announced that the Trump Organization may sell its Washington D.C. hotel, which has earned the president $80 million in revenue since taking office. What do you think?
“This is the perfect opportunity for any company looking to needlessly involve itself in a national controversy.”
Jared Hart • Systems Analyst
“Finally, the Trumps have realized the emptiness of earthly possessions.”
Lana Mills • Punchcard Auditor
“Okay, but my coupon clearly says ‘Valid until 2021.’”
Aaron Houston • Gulp Measurer