Trump Shuts Down Blog Due To Low Readership

The blog that former President Trump launched less than a month ago after being banned from social media platforms has been permanently shuttered due to low readership. What do you think?

“It did lack the juicy, salacious little tidbits that President Carter’s blog serves.”

Eddie Kruse, Fad Dietician

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“He should’ve gotten to the recipe faster.”

Ella Rayford, Slam Poet

“I worship him, but not enough to stray from my usual social media routine.”

Josiah Serota, Sales Associate