Trump To Press: ‘I Consider You Part Of The Democratic Party’

At a press conference announcing a newly renegotiated NAFTA, the president shot down questions from the press about Brett Kavanaugh multiple times and told them he considers them “part of the Democratic Party.” What do you think?

“They’re both ineffective, uninspiring, and constantly disappointing, so I understand how he could think that.”

Bobbie Conley • Systems Analyst


“I’m sure the press is happy just to be considered at all.”

Lucien Eastwood • Potato Peeler

“That’s ridiculous. Ineptitude is a bipartisan quality.”

Mila Pearce • Dromedary Tamer