Trump To Spend Thanksgiving At Mar-a-Lago

Palm Beach residents are bracing for President Trump’s arrival Thanksgiving week, a move that will cause road closures and an estimated $350,000 loss in local business. What do you think?

“That’s nice. I’m going to my parents’.”

Randy McGuinness • Traffic Cone Maintainer


“Damn. I came this close to not knowing his whereabouts for a minute.”

Gus Anniston • Woodshop Instructor

“I sympathize. I gotta spend it with a bunch of Trump supporters too.” 

Nell Shawkat • Lepidopterist