Tuition In Tough Times

With the economic downturn hitting scholarship funds, how are students paying for college?

• Critiquing Foucault's Discipline And Punish on street corner for spare change
• Selling advertising space in thesis
• Stripping for tuition and books; prostitution for a little walking-around money
• Taking 54 credits' worth of classes in the first semester to graduate early
• Saving $35,000 a year by transferring to a perfectly fine state school in the place you grew up in and swore you'd never go back to
• Refinancing parents' home behind their backs
• Increasingly humiliating television appearances
• Getting a job during the summer, one that pays money