Two maintenance workers were rescued by firefighters after falling into a partially filled chocolate tank at a Mars Wrigley factory in Pennsylvania. What do you think?

“Have they considered containing the chocolate in safe, candy-coated shells?”
Elliot Choupa, Systems Analyst

“I gotta start falling into better vats.”
Melinda Hurley, Massage Critic
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“I expect all my chocolate to be made with a little suffering.”
Jordan Bailey, Boat Bailer