British movie theater chain Showcase Cinemas U.K. recently offered free tickets to people with red hair amid a heat wave in the country, explaining that redheads are more vulnerable to the sun’s rays and would have shelter in their fully air-conditioned theaters. What do you think?
“I’m sorry, but climate change has decided their fate.”
Dawn Mabelitina, Background Checker
“I’m glad we’re finally recognizing brunette privilege.”
Rico Bryant, Unemployed
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“Europeans have always had a knack for rounding up certain groups of people into a singular spot.”
Gabriel Caralho, Bus Greeter