According to a comparison of 18-to-65-year-olds in 22 advanced democracies, the U.S. placed ahead of only five countries on a test of literacy, and beat out just two countries in a test of math skills, while also placing 15th in a measure of computer skills. What do you think?


“But how many different types of barbecue sauce do they have?”

James Stirdivant • Acrobatic Rigger

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“Oh, but what do these tests measure anyway but the ability to correctly answer a series of standardized questions that establish our global intellectual standing?”

Lisanne Ralbovsky • Fur Salesperson

“Wait, 22 countries, we’re ahead of five, and there’s a 65 in there somewhere, and 18, and 15th…What do we win?”

Wayne Dichter • Hosiery Mender

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