A CDC report found that births in the United States rose for the first time in seven years, with experts suggesting that postponed pregnancies due to the pandemic or changes in access to contraceptives could have influenced 2021 birth rates. What do you think?

“Way to fuck, everyone!”
Darnette Brown, Systems Analyst

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Shane Adekyn, Flier Proofreader
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“At this rate, we gotta start killing each other even faster.”
Tony Kulyk, Warehouse Sweeper