A former nuclear engineer officer in the U.S. Navy and his wife have been arrested on espionage charges after allegedly attempting to sell government secrets about submarines to a foreign entity in a year-long undercover FBI operation. What do you think?

“The older you get, the harder you have to work to keep a relationship exciting.”
Raheel Cross, Coffin Model

“Great, now our enemies know we have submarines.”
Luther Massey, Jellyfisherman
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“I can never get my husband to do fun stuff like treason.”
Karen Ellwood, Age Adjuster