While stationed at the Mexico border, U.S. Customs agents discovered an unconscious 3-month-old tiger left inside a black duffel bag dropped by three fleeing smugglers. What do you think?

“Soon, this tiger will be behind bars where it belongs.”

Pat Sanders • Willow Stylist

“Tough luck for the smugglers losing a tiger and a duffel bag in one day.”

Lily O’Hara • Manatee Specialist

“Ah, jeez. Yeah, that’s mine.”

Brandon Phillips • Office Factotum