The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has proposed moving 23 species from the Federal Lists of Endangered and Threatened Wildlife and Plants to a list of extinct species, including the ivory-billed woodpecker, while citing humans as the ultimate cause. What do you think?
“I prefer to think they’ve just gotten really good at hiding from us.”
Georgetta Wills • Phantasmagoria Showman
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“It’s always good to see animals make it off the endangered list.”
Baxter Vinson • Drop Kicker
“While we’re mostly to blame, they bear some responsibility for never fighting back.”
Ewen McPherson • Waist Trainer Tightener