The nation’s GDP contracted 0.1 percent over the final three months of 2012, surprising most economists and ending a string of three and a half years of growth. What do you think?

“Really? But I bought, like, four new shirts.”

Raman Abbas • Crystallizer Operator


“Certainly you didn’t expect this recent wave of wealth and prosperity to last forever.”

Meredith Arguello • Parasitologist

“I blame myself.”

Wesley Washington • Systems Analyst