The U.S. Census Bureau estimates that the U.S. population reached 300 million today at 7:46 am. What do you think?
"That's great. I'm like three guys short for my poker game this Thursday."
Brandon Kelvin • Heating Installer
"We could always give Minnesota its independence. That would trim it back some, and I've always hated those guys."
Clarissa Benjamin • Bus Driver
"Thank God we have the second-highest infant-mortality rate in the industrialized world, or else we'd be screwed."
Owen Last • Dry Cleaner