The U.S. Census Bureau estimates that the U.S. population reached 300 million today at 7:46 am. What do you think?

"That's great. I'm like three guys short for my poker game this Thursday."

Brandon Kelvin โ€ข Heating Installer


"We could always give Minnesota its independence. That would trim it back some, and I've always hated those guys."

Clarissa Benjamin โ€ข Bus Driver

"Thank God we have the second-highest infant-mortality rate in the industrialized world, or else we'd be screwed."

Owen Last โ€ข Dry Cleaner