In a survey of 33 industrialized nations, the United States was shown to have the second-worst infant-mortality rate. What do you think?

"Hey, don't put this at my feet. I stopped shaking my babies months ago."
Kate Thornton • Career Counselor

"Fucking unpatriotic dead babies making the United States look bad."
Alan Kincaid • Switchboard Operator
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"Number two? This is bullshit!"
Kevin Kolski • Systems Analyst