U.S.S. Conestoga Found 95 Years After Disappearance

Having disappeared in 1921 bound for Pearl Harbor, the U.S.S. Conestoga was confirmed this week to have been found off the California coast, identified by the use of underwater robots. What do you think?

“I hope this finally gets those underwater robots the closure they needed.”

Gregory Weiss • Solitaire Champion


“We can’t let the Japanese get away with this!”

Whitney Suleman • Unemployed

“Given enough time and resources, our government is capable of uncovering a limitless number of tragedies.”

Glen Janecek • Team Namer